May 2013
mereperf:
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
#mccoy: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THE THING
#Uhura: I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING
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Okay, NOW I’m going to be productive.
Feeding Midnight Sugary Needs: grimm-times:... →
grimm-times:
2amsugarrush:
2amsugarrush:
cuddling with dead bodies (◡‿◡✿)
DEREK CUDDLING WITH STILES’ DEAD BODY BECAUSE HE’S IN DENIAL (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
DEREK WHISPERING SWEET THINGS AND HOLDING STILES’ HANDS AFTER HE STOPPED BREATHING (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
{tw: major character death}
It’s not real.
Did some reblogging. Now I’m off to try and be productive. TRY.
drfrankenfine:
i hate how i’m always on the edge of “YOU’RE AWFUL NEVER WRITE AGAIN DEAR GOD WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING” and “I’M BETTER THAN EVERYONE”
i-louvre-art:
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
I WROTE THIS ON MY GRADUATION CAP.
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
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dontfeedfangirlsaftermidnight:
once-upon-a-winchester:
Do you guys think Jake Abel watches every new episode of Supernatural and is all “maybe they’ll mention Adam” and then they don’t and he’s just like “it’s okay guys take your time no rush” and then just turns off the TV all sad.
No, that’s what the fandom does.
dailymantra:
you see, kiddo, a ship is formed when I decide two people love each other very much
“Of course, I had to ask Felicia who else she’d love to see Charlie interact with...”
– “Supernatural: Felicia Day Teases Charlie’s Mysterious Past” (via rubiesandwings)
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
doctorspockspaceman:
assstiel:
what if not only misha has a supernatural blog, but he’s also tumblr famous?
what if you’re misha…
hello friends i am here
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
nevvzealand:
thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it
stevenfresco:
stevenfresco:
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
czystiel:
thetricksterandtheoptimist:
evil-overlordess:
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
koolaidicecubes:
gayleaf:
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
i hate showering because once i’m in i never want to get out and then once i’m out i’m like “this is bullshit i’m never showering again”
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
this is what happens when i don’t cheat
i have a dog to feed man this is bullshit
There’s a way to play and succeed without cheating?
coffeeandcheesecake:
thereichenbachfinn:
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
really troy
really
really
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE...
friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
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Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
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“Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.”
– (via worldinink)
— the writer reblogs, being distracted by the internet
(via cameralinz)
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
thechevroletimpala:
rob said that he’s really impressed because ty has been drunk for about three weeks now
when told about this, ty responded “who’s rob?”
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jojenobrien:
things i ship in teen wolf:
everything
Watchtorrilla:
Tom Hiddleston in Family Guy S11E22 (only 5 words …)
